Anyone already going completely stir-crazy after only the first week of self-quarantine?
After “homeschooling” for a week (and I’m using that term super lightly, as I am NOT a teacher), I’ve come to the conclusion that the Coronavirus was obviously created by teachers and spread so that we knew, firsthand, how damn difficult their job is on a day to day basis, and we will give them a million dollars a year to actually teach and put up with our kids. Feel free to spread this new conspiracy theory. #truth #yourewelcome
This is an especially bummer time for all this to be happening, since our entire family’s birthdays are in March. I’ve had to cancel Harlow’s birthday party, which she’s handling like a champ, and we didn’t get to leave the house for my husband’s birthday. We’re all sick of being at home. My husband isn’t a good relaxer on a typical day, but being stuck inside is eating him alive. I’m a homebody, and even I am climbing the walls.
So, what have we been up to?
My husband has heard of states closing schools for the remainder of the school year, so we’ll see what happens here.
In the meantime, wash your hands, keep your distance, and apologize to a teacher. They might be willing to release the antidote.